{"title":"Wannabe","description":"\u003cp\u003eWannabe is the collection for those who \"fake it 'til they make it\". The fatbike, the fake cap, and the house arrest wearer with an ankle bracelet, all as handmade glass Christmas ornaments. Mouth-blown and hand-painted, so each piece is slightly different. Original Dutch Christmas ornaments with a wink, for the street rats and the wannabes who pretend. Fake it 'til you make it, on the tree. A hanger costs 14.95, a topper 24.95. Unique Christmas baubles that your guests won't see coming.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"vetbike","title":"Fatbike","description":"\u003cp\u003eTwo overweight kids on a fatbike, against traffic, 45 kilometers per hour on the sidewalk. There's nothing wrong with that, right? Not with this \"kechbal\" either. The fatbike is the uncrowned symbol of street dominance 2.0, and now it hangs on your tree in hand-blown glass. Hand-painted, about nine centimeters, and just as unique as the guys you see speeding down the bike path late at night. Get 'em before they get you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWannabe\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWannabe is for everyone who plays it till they make it. Fake caps that are \"real\", a fatbike like a fancy car, and working from home because it's a must. Fake it till you make it, but with humor and without shame. This collection celebrates the bluff, the street rats and the \"drerries\" who pretend. Wannabe today, legend tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBuying Christmas baubles at Kechballen\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKechballen is an ode to your inner \"kech.\" Everyone has it in them, a pauper, a \"drerrie,\" a ho; you too! Kechballen helps you channel that during the holidays. Kechballen are handmade glass Christmas baubles with a raw Dutch edge. Each ornament is mouth-blown and then hand-painted, so no two are exactly alike. No sweet angels and candy canes, but those true true NL Vibes. From frikandelbroodje to fatbike: this is the \"Kechboom\" as we know it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kechballen","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56780718408006,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1005\/2150\/9190\/files\/vetbike-front-transparent.png?v=1783255511"},{"product_id":"nee-is-niet-nep","title":"Nah it's not fake","description":"\u003cp\u003eSahbi, this cap is real, just look at the label. Like most of \"these caps,\" this kechball also comes from abroad, just like about 90% of all Christmas decorations in the Netherlands. The difference? At least we admit it, with a wink. Mouth-blown glass, hand-painted, about nine centimeters of wannabe luxury for your tree. Real or fake, that's entirely up to you. No two pieces are exactly alike, so it's authentic anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWannabe\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWannabe is for everyone who plays it till they make it. Fake caps that are \"real,\" a fatbike as a fancy car, and working from home because you have to. Fake it till you make it, but with humor and without shame. This collection celebrates the bluff, the street rats, and the drerries who pretend. Wannabe today, legend tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBuying Christmas baubles at kechballen\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKechballen is an ode to your inner kech. Everyone has it in them, a pauper, a drerrie, a ho; you too! Kechballen helps to channel that during the holidays. Kechballen are handmade glass Christmas baubles with a raw Dutch edge. Each ornament is mouth-blown and then hand-painted, so no two are exactly the same. No sweet angels and candy canes, but those real real NL Vibes. From frikandelbroodje to fatbike: this is the Kech Tree as we know it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kechballen","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56780718637382,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1005\/2150\/9190\/files\/kech-nee-is-niet-nep.png?v=1783182134"},{"product_id":"aqqa","title":"Aqqa","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor those delicious tastes of yesteryear, when summer seemed endless and choices were mostly bad. Complete with a tramp stamp, belly button piercing, and an \"bring it on\" attitude. This kechball is an ode to an era that no one wants to forget but everyone secretly misses. Hand-blown glass, hand-painted, about nine centimeters of nostalgia on your Christmas tree. Each one is unique, because you never quite forget one like that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWannabe\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWannabe is for everyone who plays it until they make it. Fake caps that are \"real\", a fatbike as a fancy car, and working from home because you have to. Fake it till you make it, but with humor and without shame. This collection celebrates the bluff, the street rats, and the drerries who pretend. Wannabe today, legend tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBuying Christmas baubles at kechballen\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKechballen is an ode to your inner kech. Everyone has it in them, a pauper, a drerrie, a hoe; you too! Kechballen helps to channel that during the holidays. Kechballen are handmade glass Christmas baubles with a raw Dutch edge. Each ornament is mouth-blown and then hand-painted, so no two are exactly the same. No sweet angels and candy canes, but those real real NL Vibes. From frikandelbroodje to fatbike: this is the Kech Tree as we know it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kechballen","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56780718670150,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1005\/2150\/9190\/files\/kech-aqqa.png?v=1783182133"},{"product_id":"thuiswerker","title":"I work from home","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou're not mates with the prosecutor, but he certainly screwed you over. No worries: this Christmas you'll be indoors anyway, but this time just comfortably at home. The 'thuiswerker' (home worker) is a tribute to everyone who understands their right to remain silent and is forced to take a step back, with their head held high and an ankle bracelet as an accessory. Hand-blown glass, hand-painted, about nine centimetres of self-deprecating humour on your tree. No two 'thuiswerkers' are alike, and fortunately, you don't have to report this one anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWannabe\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWannabe is for everyone who fakes it till they make it. Fake caps that are \"real\", a fatbike as a fancy car, and working from home because it's a necessity. Fake it till you make it, but with humor and without shame. This collection celebrates the bluff, the street rats, and the 'drerries' who pretend. Wannabe today, legend tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBuying Christmas baubles at Kechballen\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKechballen is an ode to your inner 'kech' (slut\/bitch). Everyone has it in them, a pauper, a 'drerrie', a ho; you too! Kechballen helps you channel that during the holidays. Kechballen are handmade glass Christmas baubles with a raw Dutch edge. Each ornament is mouth-blown and then hand-painted, so no two are exactly the same. No sweet angels and candy canes, but those real real NL Vibes. 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