{"title":"Pauper Chic","description":"\u003cp\u003ePauper Chique is the collection for those who have everything with little. The frikandelbroodje, the doner, a can of cheap lager, and the energy drink of yesteryear, all as handmade glass Christmas baubles on your tree. Each ornament is mouth-blown and hand-painted, so no two are exactly alike. These are typical Dutch Christmas baubles you won't see anywhere else: pauper on the outside, chic on the inside. A hanger costs 14.95, a topper 24.95. Special Christmas ornaments that spark conversation at the tree and that you'll hang up again every year.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"vroeg-pieken","title":"Meat peak","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome peak early, others just peak too early. This peak is for that last category: the warriors who are already done by eleven o'clock and end the evening at the one and only meat tree. Dönermaxing at the highest level, only for those who are truly in peak shape. Mouth-blown and hand-painted, this 28-centimeter \"kechball\" sits atop your tree, exactly where the too-early-peaker belongs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePauper Chique\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePauper Chique is for the warriors who have everything with little. With lukewarm cans of cheap beer, frikandelbroodjes, cans of energy drink, and double döner, you embody the Dutch food pyramid. With this collection in the tree, you complete your \"tatta-vibes.\" Pauper on the outside, chic on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBuying Christmas ornaments at Kechballen\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKechballen is an ode to your inner kech. Everyone has it in them, a pauper, a \"drerrie,\" a \"ho\"; you too! Kechballen helps you channel that during the holidays. Kechballen are handmade glass Christmas ornaments with a raw Dutch edge. Each ornament is mouth-blown and then hand-painted, so no two are exactly alike. No sweet angels and candy canes, but those real, authentic Dutch Vibes. 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With lukewarm cheap beer, sausage rolls, energy drinks, and double doner, you embody the Dutch Wheel of Five (healthy eating guide). With this collection in your tree, you complete your \"tatta\" vibes. Pauper on the outside, chic on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBuying Christmas baubles at Kechballen\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKechballen is an ode to your inner \"kech.\" Everyone has it in them, a pauper, a \"drerrie,\" a \"ho\"; you too! Kechballen helps you channel that during the holidays. Kechballen are handmade glass Christmas baubles with a raw Dutch edge. Each ornament is hand-blown and then hand-painted, so no two are exactly alike. No sweet angels and candy canes, but those true-to-life Dutch Vibes. 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Just like at the snack bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePauper Chic\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePauper Chic is for the warriors who have everything with little. With lukewarm cans of cheap beer, frikandelbroodjes, cans of energy drink, and double döner, you are the embodiment of the five food groups. With this collection in the tree, you'll complete your \"tatta vibes.\" Pauper on the outside, chic on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ebuying Christmas ornaments at kechballen\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKechballen is an ode to your inner \"kech\" (a slang term often meaning a bold or flashy woman, or sometimes derogatory). Everyone has it in them, a pauper, a \"drerrie\" (slang for a friend or mate), a \"ho\"; you too! Kechballen helps to channel that during the holidays. Kechballen are handmade glass Christmas ornaments with a raw Dutch edge. Each ornament is mouth-blown and then hand-painted, so no two are exactly the same. 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With lukewarm cans of cheap beer, frikandelbroodjes, energy drink cans, and double doners, you embody the food pyramid. With this collection on your tree, you complete your \"tatta-vibes.\" Pauper on the outside, chic on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBuying Christmas baubles at Kechballen\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKechballen is an ode to your inner \"kech.\" Everyone has it in them, a pauper, a \"drerrie,\" a ho; you too! Kechballen helps channel that during the holidays. Kechballen are handmade glass Christmas baubles with a raw Dutch edge. Each ornament is mouth-blown and then hand-painted, so no two are exactly the same. No well-behaved angels and candy canes, but those real real Dutch vibes. 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